Fiat Funnies

	Also a bit of Lancia Levity! The famous Pirelli Calendar for 2010 Since genuine copies of the fabulously photographed Pirelli calendar are almost impossible to find, we have been able to source a soft copy for you to view and download. Be careful - the images may not be what you would expect to find, especially if you are not familiar with this icon of the automotive world. Click here to view the 2010 Pirelli Calendar on your computer. How to change a VW fan belt Have a look at this gem - a new, more efficient way to change a fan belt. I'm not sure this method could be applied to any Fiat or Lancia models, but I'm sure someone will be trying soon. Or an even better bit of advice - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! Click here for the video [1.5 Mb] NEW - COOL TEST Everyone knows that driving a Fiat or a Lancia is cool, but are you cool? The coolness of the car is beyond doubt, but until now it's been a bit hard to judge fairly whether the driver is as cool as the car. Well, now there's a foolproof (or is that coolproof?) way of finding out for sure if you are a cool person - the FLCCSA Cool Test. Try it now! Click here to go to the Cool Test Calibrate your mouse here Below is a new, simple way to calibrate your mouse. Your mouse can easily get out of calibration, and become erratic in it's operation. This simple utility, provided to you free, courtesy of FLCCSA, will enable you to accurately calibrate your mouse whenever the need arises. Better still, in order to avoid calibration problems, perform the calibration once a week, or more often if you spend a lot of time on the computer. Try it now! To re-calibrate your mouse, click on the yellow Y below, and drag toward the green G. Then just follow the prompts.              YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING Retired Italian Winemaker A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! You have no need to confess it." "It's worse than that, Father," he continued. "She quickly started to repay me with sexual favors." People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. May I ask a question?" "What, my son?" "Should I tell her the war is over?" What Old People Do For Fun This one's been around a while, but it's a classic nonetheless. The Fiat 124 may have been a modest little sedan, but it was never, ever, boring, as suggested here. Many a funny french car has turned around in the 124's wake though, so who am I to quibble with the method used on this occasion! Note that both cars are equipped with seat belts, but you wouldn't actually wear them, would you? (!!!) Click here for the video [2.7 Mb] House plans available to FLCCSA members! Does your house not suit your lifestyle? Should it reflect your priorities a bit more? Click here for a radical new approach to houseplanning for the car enthusiast. PC Screen Cleaner now available - exclusive to FLCCSA website visitors! Click here to activate a sensational new internet based screen cleaner for your PC's screen, which, after all, IS getting a bit grubby. Funny Fotos... A selection of funny fotos, some automotive, some not. Click here (to open the panel at right), and don't forget to send the web editor any material you think might be suitable. Breaking News... With all the recent tragic accidents on the road recently, here is a dramatic accident photo as a reminder of how hazardous such accidents can be. The picture is quite graphic, and it makes you realize how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us. My friend stayed on the scene to help and even though he performed mouth to mouth on quite a few of them, eventually none survived. Click here for a photograph of a recent disastrous F1 accident. This is a closeup photo and shows graphic detail. Jokes, quotes, sayings... Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it all organised by the Italians. Miscellanea and Etceterini... Exhaust Note... PIECHART Finally, a piechart that makes sense! A dingo has my baby... Here is an actual photograph of a dingo with a baby. Graphic, yes, but final proof that can at last lay all the rumours and innuendo to rest. CARS If you haven't seen the movie "CARS" yet, go and do it soon! Luigi (the Fiat 500) and his helper Guido may not be the big stars, but I reckon they steal the show. Aaarrgghh!!! Petrol Prices An old cartoon, but even more pertinent today! Car for Sale...runs well Credit Blame Bruce Eckersley for this Is there something odd about this photo? Of course, you would have all got this one - the number plate is upside down. (Thanks, Tony di Mauro)

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